I just put some Red Hook drenched bratwursts in my toaster oven on the broiler setting. I heard some serious sizzling going on in there so I opened the oven door to investigate. Bad move. The beer ignited a freak fireball but I quickly slammed the door shut and contained the blaze.
My sister often chides me to get my eyebrows waxed...perhaps this was a sign?
Hook up Google Reader and 
maybe for mother's day you can take care of those caterpillars as a surprise gift!
i tried to light a cigar on my stove about a month ago and got my eyebrows "waxed" and my bangs "trimmed." i also became deeply religious.
I had hopes for todays entry...beer and brats... but the ending ruined it for me as it hinted at your impending makeover.